It is the first day of university

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  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
    JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461
    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
    Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_jo...
    Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana
    Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana
    Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
    Source: incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500022
    Artist: incompetech.com/
    If you want to translate the video: deplus.org_cs_p...
    Current sub count: 2, 908, 927
    With love,
    Jenny Cravitz
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KOMMENTARE • 13 572

  • i am a person
    i am a person Vor Tag

    I knew the brand before she said it

  • Gaby politi
    Gaby politi Vor Tag

    joanna listening to the chain on the way to class is a mood

  • Ana West
    Ana West Vor Tag

    The chaotic start was just what I needed today

  • Skksks Skksskk
    Skksks Skksskk Vor Tag

    04:49
    PoPpY jErKsOn

  • Madeleine The Bookworm

    In my country,September 4th is the first day of my final exam

  • Cathlene Jenkins

    I hate how so many college text books aren’t bound

  • zoot boot
    zoot boot Vor Tag

    thank u for calming my meatless titties, they were starting to become too much for me to handle

  • Matilda Anderson

    respect the crayon

  • lil Pita LIVE
    lil Pita LIVE Vor Tag

    bruh

  • Creative Name
    Creative Name Vor Tag

    Did I see........a Percy Jackson book?!?

  • nicky anonymous
    nicky anonymous Vor Tag

    this is very irrelevant but what isnt irrelevant in these comments (and honestly what isnt irrelevant in this video) ,can we just appreciate how ABSOLUTELY RIPPED JOANA'S ABS LOOK

  • •rainbowseok •

    The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

  • moonlight In the night

    Nobody noticed that joana is so close to 3M?

  • HowDoIBen
    HowDoIBen Vor Tag

    They way she said calculus made me want to yellll

  • Shima_Rengo Regno

    We are sad to say Joanas bank account died on September 12th 2019, she was taken off health care after Joana purchased the entire avacodo stand, RIP Bank Account

  • Kaelyn Bird
    Kaelyn Bird Vor Tag

    I love how Joana isn't afraid to be herself. And yeah, that's a super corny thing to say but to be honest... if I had a DEplus channel, I could never be so honest about who I am and what I like. WHY IS JOHN CENA SO BRAVE?!

  • Elena Marija Cervo

    Omg i fricklin love you

  • Miss Mochi
    Miss Mochi Vor Tag

    At the first 23 secs of the vid You Forgot to yell At Patricia UwU

  • Olivia Compagnino

    Joana eating raw mushrooms makes me so uncomfortable but I also love it

  • Evandro DaCosta
    Evandro DaCosta Vor Tag

    But I love yellow

  • Vivek Sharan
    Vivek Sharan Vor Tag

    my sleep paralysis grew up ;(

  • no
    no Vor Tag

    Why does your phone say bell

  • Dat Dang
    Dat Dang Vor Tag

    I love the fact that she loves Physics and chose it as her major in college. Physics is a wonderful subject, but definitely challenging
    And in the future if she choose her career as a physicist or engineer over being a youtuber (or doing both, why not?), I would totally agree with her because she's got the wit, her humor shows how clever she is and she can do more for the world than just entertaining us
    What I want to say here is that doing youtube should only be her hobby instead of her main career because this girl has so much potential.
    You rock girl!

  • Meg D
    Meg D Vor Tag

    I freaking love you
    You make me laugh so hard!!
    Seriously you’re so funny and your humour just doesn’t stop I love it!!
    Also love the voice alt made you even more hilarious
    Is this new voice an alter ego??

  • _ Pepper
    _ Pepper Vor Tag

    How old is she?

  • Belle Pepe
    Belle Pepe Vor Tag

    i hate cheese.............

  • h a y a a t
    h a y a a t Vor Tag +1

    joana: “I’m also absolutely appalled by the number of Nike Air Force one’s around me”
    me: i feel personally attacked

  • It’s Natasha
    It’s Natasha Vor Tag

    i read the title as _“my first day in universe”_

  • Ted Jacob Laminta

    i just saw that you have so much Cassandra Clare books in you previous vlogs

  • Zsiga Zádori
    Zsiga Zádori Vor Tag

    the cooking show at the end of the video is literally the bes thumor a human or dog can produce

  • andyroo1997
    andyroo1997 Vor Tag

    Existential Dread is my favourite mood

  • Shinji D
    Shinji D Vor Tag

    whats the chance that she loves watching big bang theory when she loves physics that much XDDD Im no science guy but I love watching scientific shows and comedy lol

  • Purpur_Purrs_Purrfectly

    wait... youre 18.... cant you drive?

  • Bangtandeu Animu

    This was posted in 9/11
    *suprised pikachu*

  • Louise Vel
    Louise Vel Vor Tag

    You're hilarious 😘😂

  • Aleksandra Petraš

    all you should know about tennis is Novak Djokovic

  • Roddy Rod
    Roddy Rod Vor Tag

    I stopped at...."I'm a victim of capitalism".....what an entitled moron.

  • Salim
    Salim Vor Tag

    Omg my calculus professor is Italian too!

  • The Gaming Unicorn

    Make friends!!!!

  • Jennie is BAE
    Jennie is BAE Vor Tag

    i miss joana old basic clothes

  • wadu help
    wadu help Vor Tag

    muji pens r honestly da best

  • Mahi Mahi
    Mahi Mahi Vor Tag

    Add a tomato next cheese /steak. Its a tradition for Itali.

  • mysticat17
    mysticat17 Vor Tag

    THE FIRST 28 SECONDS GOT ME-


    omg i love how calm her voice is 💖

  • Mahi Mahi
    Mahi Mahi Vor Tag

    North Face backpack will be fine

  • Click bait
    Click bait Vor Tag

    I'm I the only person wondering why she's going to university😐

  • Click bait
    Click bait Vor Tag +1

    Joana looks so different now. All grown ❤👴

  • Mahi Mahi
    Mahi Mahi Vor Tag

    You are funny.

  • bored_potato1
    bored_potato1 Vor Tag

    3:07 is that a charmed reference 👀

  • Ivy Mckay
    Ivy Mckay Vor Tag

    I was crying with laughter by the end of this video
    Just thought y’all should know

  • *insert surprised pikachu face *

    "I'm offically a victim of capitalism"

  • Jaluna Böhler
    Jaluna Böhler Vor Tag

    Is she canadian?

  • xfordzilla
    xfordzilla Vor Tag

    Ily

  • Rebecca Valastro

    Can you try to do study/homework tips? I need so much help! I just started middle school

  • Grace Sinclair
    Grace Sinclair Vor Tag

    nobody cares about you, you're just some shitty low quality laughs on the internet
    stop uploading

  • Nikki Morada
    Nikki Morada Vor Tag

    She’s literally perfect

  • Jenny Awad
    Jenny Awad Vor Tag

    That haul reminded me of everything that is first-year uni! Woah - there's a blast from the past! Hope your studies go well :)

  • Viola
    Viola Vor Tag

    Oh damn that's my uni lol, hope you have a good time here!!

  • Arlena Ayala
    Arlena Ayala Vor Tag

    september 4th was my birthday :(

  • Love
    Love Vor Tag

    I had to pause this video to breathe

  • Roger
    Roger Vor Tag

    E eu que me achava louco por tirar fotos dos meus machucados.

  • Little Marci
    Little Marci Vor Tag

    What do you use to edit your vids

  • Lexi Kay
    Lexi Kay Vor Tag

    I just bought those boots in velvet 😂🖤

  • Bayley Webb
    Bayley Webb Vor Tag +1

    Hey Joana like this comment if you like cheese

  • paola martinez
    paola martinez Vor Tag

    Omg your major is physics my major is biophysics💕💕💕. You’ve got this John Cena.

  • Kristen Mestre
    Kristen Mestre Vor Tag

    Oh my god I’m a senior the panic is setting in

  • Alyssa Pastrana
    Alyssa Pastrana Vor Tag +1

    You should do a bloopers video

  • gguk gguk
    gguk gguk Vor Tag

    I’m a sucker for crackhead friend collecting

  • Jessica Carabante

    I hate how you force your humor like it's so stupid

  • Mad Die
    Mad Die Vor Tag +1

    I love you - Jesus

  • MadelineAmy
    MadelineAmy Vor Tag

    LOOK ON AMAZON OR CHEGG FOR CHEAPER TEXTBOOKS YOU CAN RENT (if you want to of course). But seriously, BIG money saver for a broke college student. Just a tip :)

  • Honey. dewz
    Honey. dewz Vor Tag

    You sound like Sadie from Steven universe

  • Lemon birch
    Lemon birch Vor Tag

    I hate when people cut the video every time they finish a sentence

  • Hannah Parker
    Hannah Parker Vor Tag

    why are you so funny and clever its not even fair

  • Bea_ Valdez
    Bea_ Valdez Vor Tag

    Great job!

  • MinJoo Kim
    MinJoo Kim Vor Tag

    You are a full time college student 0.o good luck

  • Andrew Nguyen
    Andrew Nguyen Vor Tag

    Hey joana, where did you get your glasses?

  • TheValkian
    TheValkian Vor Tag

    It's like that quiet girl in the classroom, but turns out she lives a double life working for the Police, and trying to find gang that target college kids getting high on meth.

  • adam gourid
    adam gourid Vor Tag

    She’s a good student for real

  • India Bolton
    India Bolton Vor Tag

    might have found my new favorite youtuber

  • theatre audrey
    theatre audrey Vor Tag

    if I'm being honest your classes sound like my personal hell

  • IIMuniculaII
    IIMuniculaII Vor Tag

    Apple piss.

  • Sean McLaughlin
    Sean McLaughlin Vor Tag

    Root -1 loves math I legit love that joke thank you so much

  • Paige Elise
    Paige Elise Vor Tag +1

    "No longer am i a pesky high school student...I am officially a victim of capitalism." -Joana Ceddia 2019
    "I left my sanity back in like, third grade so if somebody's found it, please mail it back to me.." -Joana Ceddia 2019
    i kind of want both of these to be my senior quote.....

    • Paige Elise
      Paige Elise Vor Tag

      @bilishu aliss I noticed that too! Fellow demigod!

  • Azeria Arnic
    Azeria Arnic Vor Tag

    you should do a skincare routine and a whats in your swim bag

  • Gracey Johnson
    Gracey Johnson Vor Tag

    Tartarus is not in hell its in the underworld two different places two different beliefs

  • Yeah Whatever
    Yeah Whatever Vor Tag

    Can we all appreciate the fact that although joana has gain MAJOR popularity and still hasn’t changed at all (unlike other DEplusrs haha), I honestly love her so much

  • Kakashi1738
    Kakashi1738 Vor Tag

    Bruh where can I get the new update for my grad 😂

  • Snow Wolf
    Snow Wolf Vor Tag

    Student 2.0, you wish

  • jula
    jula Vor Tag

    Joana talks like a wattpad writer and I'm living for it

  • ee P
    ee P Vor Tag

    What's with all the dislikes?

  • Zack
    Zack Vor Tag +1

    In our school, we go to school 6:40 a.m. and the class starts 7:00 a.m. 😢

  • Antwan Whitlock
    Antwan Whitlock Vor Tag

    Anyone else wearing air force 1's while watching this video?? No? Just me? ok......

  • Karinne Hiyama
    Karinne Hiyama Vor Tag

    MUJI PENS ARE THE SHIT!!!

  • noobmaster 6969
    noobmaster 6969 Vor Tag

    If this is what college does to you then I'm gonna sink to darkness.

  • melanie kesler
    melanie kesler Vor Tag

    i LOVE muji pens

  • pookie _
    pookie _ Vor Tag

    5:50 bruh her n I p S

  • Phoebe O’Connell
    Phoebe O’Connell Vor Tag +1

    4:49
    Joanna: pulls out sea of monsters
    Me: *SCREAMS in fangirl*

  • Yuna Chan!
    Yuna Chan! Vor Tag

    YEE YEE SHES READING PJO

  • JDL Caswell
    JDL Caswell Vor Tag

    PERCY JACKSON YES WE STAN A FANDOM QUEEN

  • TVpop
    TVpop Vor Tag

    ...is that YORK UNIVERSITY??? I GO THERE WHAT