Binging with Babish: The Cake from Portal

  • Am 19 Mär 2019 veröffentlicht
  • The cake, as they say, is a lie. But this one isn't: a classic black forest gateau, soaked in kirsch and laden with cherries, served entirely without fish-shaped solid waste. Stick around after the show for a sneak peek at "Being with Babish", premiering March 22nd!
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  • Binging with Babish
    Binging with Babish  Vor 6 Monate +4952

    Just wanted to let you guys know I'm hearing y'all loud and clear - very sorry I omitted the original recipe from the game! I was short on time when I shot this last week, and figured it was so full of crazy/toxic ingredients, I should just skip it. I'mma do my best to include accurate renditions in future episodes before I go into the 'Babish' version!

    • Hobre De Leche
      Hobre De Leche Vor 8 Tage

      I mean when it contains crap like ethyl benzene, i don't blame you.

    • Press F1 to abolish the illegitimate state of
      Press F1 to abolish the illegitimate state of Vor 25 Tage

      Binging with Babish you forgot the sediment shaped sediment

    • Vayos ReaperoftheVoid
      Vayos ReaperoftheVoid Vor 25 Tage

      @Crazy56U Then you have no excuse when you have to do "a deadline project" But was constrained. You have to realize, yes he does this as a means for money , but HE HAS A LIFE. Also time does not constitute as MONEY for basically making a cake true to form but relatively unsafe to eat for any organism...Ahem "fish head waste." Also Babish...You good. Haters gonna hate! And I tell you what the best candy is always late...CHOCOLATE! ...i'll drink bleach don't worry...XD

    • Lost MauliTime
      Lost MauliTime Vor 28 Tage

      I'm from germany and I got to say thats a good schwarzwälder Kirschtorte

    • bn bn
      bn bn Vor Monat

      what you actually Made is a German cake called Schwarzwälder Kirsch Torte its Made the Same with Kirschwasser a German booze with cherry

  • Huckleberry
    Huckleberry Vor 6 Stunden

    hey no no no people need to stop using frosting on cake, its too sweet to have both, where whipped cream is light and less sweet, much more tolerable addition to a cake

  • Crowe
    Crowe Vor 8 Stunden

    S O Z P I N

  • Dizze Fritz
    Dizze Fritz Vor 9 Stunden

    Greatings from the Blackforest (Schwarzwald in german) 😂
    I love your videos. Keep up with the good work.
    One tiny thing though... Kirsch isn’t disgusting.

  • TheCheck
    TheCheck Vor 13 Stunden

    In the biggest twists of them all, it turns out that in fact the *frosting* was a lie

  • Trumpsney Productions Studios

    Wheres the rhubarb?

  • Mega Turtle
    Mega Turtle Vor Tag

    *Its a lie*

  • Dessilou
    Dessilou Vor 2 Tage

    The cake looks like it is made out of *_b e e f_*

  • Thomasito Ferrari
    Thomasito Ferrari Vor 2 Tage

    All of the crazy ingredients are actually just the toppings so you guys shouldn't be mad about him not putting any *ethol-benzyne*

  • Yur Ma
    Yur Ma Vor 2 Tage

    Here's a tip, when adding the flour to you're eggs use your hand in a claw shape and lift the batter with a slight twist. This is what's taught in culinary school and what I've always used when making it at restaurants

  • RedNeckSwag616inHD
    RedNeckSwag616inHD Vor 4 Tage

    Anyone else wanna see Babish appear on an episode of Goodeats or vice versa?

  • BitterApple25
    BitterApple25 Vor 5 Tage +1

    The cake is a lie.

  • Zeldas Champion
    Zeldas Champion Vor 5 Tage

    But the cake is a lie....

  • Brajaraj Mallia
    Brajaraj Mallia Vor 5 Tage

    I am starting to learn how to bake a cake in a microwave oven but My cakes come out runny on the bottom or wet at the middle, What am I doing wrong? and what should I do to prevent it?
    I tried baking it for more time but that results in my cakes burning from the top.

  • Ennarcia
    Ennarcia Vor 8 Tage

    I avoided this video for the longest time because I thought it was gonna be a bunch of sponges covered in frosting or something as a joke.

  • Johey Jonsson
    Johey Jonsson Vor 9 Tage

    Babish: Until people stop frosting their cakes with whipped cream.
    Me, watching Babish try to make an entire continent stop making cakes: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... no.

  • Ernest Pierce
    Ernest Pierce Vor 9 Tage

    Gateau literally just means cake.

  • Bryant Hartwig
    Bryant Hartwig Vor 9 Tage

    Can you make the cum covered pizza from that one porn I watched a while ago thank

  • Cherti Kinamoto
    Cherti Kinamoto Vor 10 Tage

    While I’m sure milk chocolate is more accurate, aesthetically I would have used dark chocolate shavings for the outside.

  • FatAssNiggaThassaGangsta

    I thought this was a fucking meat cake

  • Weasel Fish
    Weasel Fish Vor 11 Tage

    Amen brother whatever happened to thicc frosting. 🗣🥳🧸👍🅾️

  • klafei
    klafei Vor 12 Tage

    This cake is by no means a "lie".

  • Sarah Michael
    Sarah Michael Vor 13 Tage

    I appreciated the sudden shift of accents for saucepan, whilst, and aluminum

  • SorcererCj
    SorcererCj Vor 13 Tage

    moral of the story: Babish Likes The Great British Bake-Off

  • Mountain Timbs
    Mountain Timbs Vor 13 Tage

    Mmmmmmm... crotch chocolate....

  • Tanner Peña
    Tanner Peña Vor 13 Tage

    Now you need to make the Minecraft cake

  • Jens Handrick
    Jens Handrick Vor 13 Tage

    I'm living in the black forest in Germany and I'm embarrassed

  • phinox jones
    phinox jones Vor 14 Tage

    But.... but.... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!!

  • Vincent Santangelo
    Vincent Santangelo Vor 14 Tage

    where is the fish shaped solid waste?

  • Tristan Canavan
    Tristan Canavan Vor 15 Tage

    He said sauce pin

  • Comrade Dimitri Petrenko Spetsnaz

    The cake is a lie

  • Daniel Mcleod
    Daniel Mcleod Vor 18 Tage

    "Medium saucepin."

  • Luke Kang
    Luke Kang Vor 18 Tage

    There are 6 minutes and 8 seconds on this video. That is 368 seconds long. 368 divided by 2 (because there are 2 portal games) is 184. 184 divided by 4 (because Half Life 2 plus Team Fortress 2 is 4) is 46. 46 plus 2 (because there are 2 episodes to Half Life 2) is 48. 48 divided by 16 (because Half Life 2 was released on November *16*, 2004) is 3. P0rtal 3 and Half Life 3 confirmed.

  • diego marimon pantoja
    diego marimon pantoja Vor 18 Tage

    This is a lie

  • Collin Nichols
    Collin Nichols Vor 18 Tage

    The chocolate seems a bit too light, maybe use dark chocolate?

  • Jupa Gómez
    Jupa Gómez Vor 19 Tage

    Noob mistake...

  • unpluto
    unpluto Vor 19 Tage

    i really though you would make a disgusting cake tbh

  • Epitaxy
    Epitaxy Vor 19 Tage

    A perfect Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte

  • last response
    last response Vor 20 Tage

    From the video screenshot I thought you actually followed the in game recipe

  • Rayan El Assal
    Rayan El Assal Vor 20 Tage

    The cake is a lie

  • Extra Chrispy
    Extra Chrispy Vor 21 Tag

    Who else made the mistake of watching this at 230 in the morning and is now hungry

  • RobBoss
    RobBoss Vor 21 Tag

    ahy, don't complain about the fake kirsch taste if you are using plastic cherrys. Just kidding we Germans know you Americans can't get the right stuff over there with this president of yours.

  • Jérémie
    Jérémie Vor 22 Tage

    mmmmmm crotch chocolate

  • James Bowen
    James Bowen Vor 23 Tage

    if i finish this video and NOTHING is fish shaped, ill riot.

  • Dystination
    Dystination Vor 23 Tage

    I am from Germany and a real "Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte" looks different at all.

  • fuesel2
    fuesel2 Vor 23 Tage

    Bad Kirsch? That is what you get for buying german one. Try the Swiss Baselbieter Mühle Kirsch by Ernst Zuber AG. Absolutely mindblowing and you can drink it just like that.

  • Hellsong 99
    Hellsong 99 Vor 24 Tage

    Why is this heathenous lying cake featured, it’s a lie I tell you! A lie!

  • Mr. Waffles
    Mr. Waffles Vor 25 Tage

    I never understood the cake is a lie meme, if you beat the game you clearly see there is a black forest cake for you. I bought the orange box for the 360 like a month after it came out and I loved portal and beat multiple time, why do people think the cake is a lie? Were they just to dumb to beat all the puzzles in the game or is there some other reason people think the cake is a lie

  • kitsune uzimaki
    kitsune uzimaki Vor 25 Tage

    well I guse you could say. this was a triumph

  • NineTailsGaming
    NineTailsGaming Vor 25 Tage

    I did everything like you said, except I used vanilla flavour, instead of extract. And used a mini oven instead of an oven, and used actual whipped cream. What was the problem? It came out small, hard and chewy, and sugary. Plus I used less chocolate, and tart cherries and one cake pan per slice. Like I had only one cake pan.

  • Jan Postma
    Jan Postma Vor 25 Tage

    The whipped cream swirls are called rozets pronounst as 'rose sets'

  • Felix Bernhard
    Felix Bernhard Vor 25 Tage +14

    As a German, it took me way to long to realize „Black Forest Cake“ is Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte

  • Sam Overall
    Sam Overall Vor 25 Tage

    The cake is a lie

  • Tyrone M.
    Tyrone M. Vor 26 Tage

    But the cake is lie... who are you?

  • Ultra_axe781
    Ultra_axe781 Vor 26 Tage

    its a lie

  • d.ronzo17
    d.ronzo17 Vor 27 Tage

    1:08 missed opportunity to say "batter into the butter" it just rolls off the tongue classic babish style commentary

  • Benjaminas Gurskas
    Benjaminas Gurskas Vor 27 Tage

    The cake is a lie

  • Clovis Miranda
    Clovis Miranda Vor 28 Tage +1

    Seeing this actually being made surely made a lot of people Glad-OS...

  • Rox Fox
    Rox Fox Vor 28 Tage +1

    It´s called "Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte"

  • TheAregadon
    TheAregadon Vor 28 Tage +2

    Maybe buy actually good Kirsch instead of the fake thing that is sold in the US?

    • [REDACTED]
      [REDACTED] Vor 26 Tage

      germans are gey and so are you

  • Indianadjo
    Indianadjo Vor 28 Tage

    Kirsch ... disgusting?... You are really disappointing me here Babish
    . You clearly need to learn a lot more.

  • Daniel Becker
    Daniel Becker Vor 28 Tage +1

    Even for a German, the cake looks quite good :) You only should used the dark cherry’s for the filling.
    And the cherry Schnaps is called Kirschwasser (Cherry Water) and i never see anybody drinking that stuff 😌 it seem to been produced only for Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte

  • CrisisASP
    CrisisASP Vor 28 Tage

    Babish: c r o t c h c h o c o l a t e

  • Asus Asus
    Asus Asus Vor 28 Tage

    Mmmmm. Delicious crotch chocolate

  • Jmlittledude Official
    Jmlittledude Official Vor 29 Tage

    Do you think I am trying to trick you with r e v e r s e p h s y c o l o g y ? I mean, come on now.

  • Paris Cloud
    Paris Cloud Vor 29 Tage +2

    This was a triumph!

    I'm making a note here, HUGE SUCCESS.

    It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

  • Sir Flow
    Sir Flow Vor 29 Tage

    its called schwarzwälder kirsch torte

  • GG Josh
    GG Josh Vor 29 Tage

    The cake is a lie...

  • Just Immortal
    Just Immortal Vor Monat


  • Roblox Robot
    Roblox Robot Vor Monat

    Next time on Babish:

    *Edible hoop from portal*

  • Richard Goldberg
    Richard Goldberg Vor Monat

    btw to get chocolate shavings easy u can use a potato peeler as well lol

  • Joey the Jew
    Joey the Jew Vor Monat

    2:25 Sospn
    Best part of the video don’t @ me

  • FlamingWaterMan
    FlamingWaterMan Vor Monat

    This is clickbait

    The cake is a lie

  • SuperEHEC
    SuperEHEC Vor Monat


  • Zidan Lintang_45
    Zidan Lintang_45 Vor Monat

    Please make the Chef choice platter from Monster Hunter world

  • Roboter
    Roboter Vor Monat

    black forest cake? oh wait schwarzwald kuchen!

  • stinky wizzleteats
    stinky wizzleteats Vor Monat

    Valve will never make a number 3 game

  • Cerebral Martini
    Cerebral Martini Vor Monat

    2:26 saucepin

  • Jellynerd
    Jellynerd Vor Monat +1

    As someone who hates buttercream icing more than death, I refuse to stop icing cakes with whipped icing. You can pry it from my cold dead hands. I will use your nasty powdered sugar butter concoctions when I am dead and my spirit has descended into hell.

  • Animaker
    Animaker Vor Monat +1

    Oh! You Americans actually call it black forest cake? :D ! That's so sweet, we call it Schwarzwälder! (Also I agree! That fruit alcohol is pretty disgusting)

  • Kenoudi
    Kenoudi Vor Monat

    This video doesn't exist, it ain't real, they said the cake is a lie

  • jesus Christ
    jesus Christ Vor Monat

    Sad that you don't like the Kirsch. You should try an original swiss Kirsch maybe then you would like it.

  • poopface
    poopface Vor Monat

    The writing In this episode is hilarious lmao

  • Jason Gomez
    Jason Gomez Vor Monat


  • Cheeki Breeki
    Cheeki Breeki Vor Monat

    The cake is a lie

  • Numskulled
    Numskulled Vor Monat

    “But now it’s time to make chocolate shavings, which I’m going to do by pressing a chocolate bar in my upper crotch area” - Babish 2019

  • Felix Kütt
    Felix Kütt Vor Monat

    So Babish ate a lie...

  • DisGuyRightHere
    DisGuyRightHere Vor Monat

    The cake is a lie...

  • Mayhemsnow Games
    Mayhemsnow Games Vor Monat +1

    there is not cake, what the fuck is wrong with you!

  • acepilot1
    acepilot1 Vor Monat


  • KuroNK
    KuroNK Vor Monat

    The Cake isn't a lie, this video is a lie

  • Schwarz Mond
    Schwarz Mond Vor Monat

    Yo! GMM and Jacksepticeye made a far more realistic portal cake if y’all are really so mad about the fish-shaped dirt!

  • Maren Bird
    Maren Bird Vor Monat

    The brandy is actually called "Kirschwasser", this translates to "cherry water".

  • Ray Shikatsu
    Ray Shikatsu Vor Monat

    so is it just me or the cake looks like ground meat

  • rmx killer
    rmx killer Vor Monat

    This looks delicious and way more like the portal cake than original blackforest cake but as someone who lived in the blackest of Forest my entire Life, i dont Think i could call this Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte

  • EmoRino In_hot topic

    Coming March 22 :,(

  • Alex Travis
    Alex Travis Vor Monat

    The cake is a lie

  • Ewan Prosser
    Ewan Prosser Vor Monat

    How do you find these quotes!? I've played all portal games and never come across the recipe before

  • Capp Z
    Capp Z Vor Monat

    Sauce pin 2:26

  • sergent chris
    sergent chris Vor Monat

    portal: the cake is a lie
    babish: im abbouta end this man's whole career