John Oliver's Quest For U.S. Citizenship Culminated In An "Utterly Petrifying" Citizenship Test

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  • The host of "Last Week Tonight" on HBO, John Oliver, passed his citizenship test but not before being shaken to his core by questions like, "what is your phone number?" #Colbert #LastWeekTonight #JohnOliver
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  • hermand. adams
    hermand. adams Vor 4 Stunden

    Hey America ya welcome to this middle class white privelidged plank of a wannabe we never did he's right out of our swamp

  • kirby march barcena
    kirby march barcena Vor 5 Stunden

    Well, he partially brexited

  • T. S
    T. S Vor 12 Stunden

    My mother took the citizenship test not too long ago and passed with flying colors..... Let's just put it this way, if she can pass the test, then anybody with 2 good working eyes and a right hand can pass it.

  • Paul Dryburgh
    Paul Dryburgh Vor 13 Stunden

    Considering the disregard for the UK he's displayed, whilst not being here (kinda like Connery and The SNP in Scotland), I find him to talk about the goings on in Britain in the same way these talk shows speak about US politics.
    Scripted soundbites by cunts unwilling/unable to speak objectively if it conflicts with their network agenda.
    Why not ask him about the EU project's evolution and why The UK left?

  • Breno Bacci
    Breno Bacci Vor 14 Stunden

    Perfect analogy. This coming from someone who dated women who had vomited (not right after they did, though). I hate to admit, more than once. Sometimes they're so pretty or so nice, you just won't let a little bit of vomit get in your way. After a good wash, it's almost as if they never had vomited. Too bad this won't be the case for the United States. This vomit you're in will take centuries to clean up, if ever. That's why I'm certain that the US will nuke the whole planet when they inevitably lose their status as the world's sole superpower.

  • tkautzor
    tkautzor Vor 17 Stunden

    Those US citizenship test questions are so easy, you would have to be a moron or a US citizen to fail them.

  • Dharang Rana
    Dharang Rana Vor 19 Stunden

    He is moron no sense of anything ... report his show ban this guy

  • bbsy1
    bbsy1 Vor 21 Stunde

    I cannot be the only one who thought “Brit turned Yank” sounds dirty lol

  • J P
    J P Vor Tag

    And he immideatly became the only American with common sense 🤣

  • Max Burns
    Max Burns Vor Tag

    John, I need lessons. Can we do it in English, not Liverpudlian Have a rather clean pair of boots on right now?

  • Rat King
    Rat King Vor 2 Tage +4

    Stephen: "orange man bad?"
    John: "orange man bad."

  • Jay J.
    Jay J. Vor 2 Tage

    He could have just marched across the southern border and been treated like a hero by the left.

  • Andrew Finkner
    Andrew Finkner Vor 2 Tage

    He definitely hit someone in the head with that t shirt

  • Benjamin Krake
    Benjamin Krake Vor 2 Tage

    This is why some of us are so against illegal immigration. It's a slap in the face to people who have waited for decades or longer who went through the proper- albeit extremely slow- process of becoming a citizen legally.

  • Teresa Petryszyn
    Teresa Petryszyn Vor 2 Tage

    Hi

  • Gwen30
    Gwen30 Vor 2 Tage

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  • Gwen30
    Gwen30 Vor 2 Tage +4

    So how did FLOTUS parents get to become citizens sooooo quickly???? Something stinks with how they became citizens so fast!!!

  • Sue Copening
    Sue Copening Vor 3 Tage

    Did they make them both match their suits to the furniture? And why?

  • newswars-dotcom
    newswars-dotcom Vor 3 Tage

    STEPHEN COLBERT IS LES MOONVES' COCK HOLSTER.
    banned.video

  • Jb Up
    Jb Up Vor 3 Tage

    VOTE TRUMP 2020

  • Holly
    Holly Vor 3 Tage

    to be fair i would not choose america if i was forced with a gun xD

  • Ali Qazilbash
    Ali Qazilbash Vor 3 Tage

    so steven is like... playing the pimp eh! ...for his community!?

  • Kermit T. Frog
    Kermit T. Frog Vor 3 Tage

    John Oliver got US citizen ship just in time. It is very possible that after the next election that Trump would have blocked it.

  • Jocom Firesin
    Jocom Firesin Vor 3 Tage

    In this day and age a person going from Britain to the US it's quite the lateral move as we currently stand.

  • Wordavee1
    Wordavee1 Vor 3 Tage

    The average IQ of the US citizens just went up a couple of points!!

  • TJ Surin
    TJ Surin Vor 4 Tage

    Style + Substance

  • Jorge Johnson
    Jorge Johnson Vor 4 Tage

    Wow! Since “2006”! That’s amazing.

  • oggyreidmore
    oggyreidmore Vor 4 Tage +1

    I was born a citizen, but if becoming American meant getting my own TV show and a 7 figure salary with health benefits, I'd choose that too.

  • bluepixie25
    bluepixie25 Vor 4 Tage

    The Jason Bourne joke about being able to "live and work anywhere" was brilliant! I wonder if the audience is required not to laugh for the sake of sticking to time. How would that have gone over on a British talk show like Graham Norton, where the audience does react more normally?

  • Yln Sagar
    Yln Sagar Vor 4 Tage

    If a white British national is super exited and super happy to be a US citizen, then US shouldnt blame people from Asia africa and south america trying to sneak into US and be an US citizen in any possible ways they can, sometimes illegally too.

  • Robert Obrien
    Robert Obrien Vor 4 Tage

    Trump for emperor of the west.run liberals run the emperor has you in his sights.

  • T K
    T K Vor 4 Tage

    WoW! Simple, You come here legally you have Paperwork and patients. You come to America as an Illegal, Wait behind those applying legally!!!

  • Duckyyy Productions
    Duckyyy Productions Vor 4 Tage

    He's apparently a comedian...Now i understand why he left the UK...He was terrible over here.

  • Chris Gray
    Chris Gray Vor 4 Tage

    Is there time for him to run for 2020 haha

  • GeilerRitter
    GeilerRitter Vor 4 Tage

    Two passports but still less access to foreign countries than a German passport grants you. Ha! ^^

  • tafiaolae
    tafiaolae Vor 5 Tage +1

    Awesome. Jared Kushner stroking a skinless cat. 🤣. Welcome John!

  • Krsnalila8
    Krsnalila8 Vor 5 Tage

    deplus.org/DE/xj0A7fmiZjc-video.html Wonderful time spend with strangers becoming friends.

  • huttio srreu
    huttio srreu Vor 5 Tage

    The image of 8 year-old John Oliver going to Anfield in full kit just in case the team needed him is indescribably adorable

  • Coletha Albert
    Coletha Albert Vor 5 Tage

    Jon Oliver is The best actor I have seen next to Dame Judy Dench.

  • John  Pierce
    John Pierce Vor 5 Tage

    We don't want you here

  • Helen McGurk
    Helen McGurk Vor 5 Tage

    Marvel: endgame is the most ambitious crossove-
    *this*

    • huttio srreu
      huttio srreu Vor 5 Tage

      john oliver's the Nigerian prince confirmed we need our money

  • Yoda on DMT
    Yoda on DMT Vor 5 Tage

    John Oliver is a Scouser?!! ... And a yank?!!
    It's going to make it really hard to like him now.

  • Erik Throne
    Erik Throne Vor 5 Tage

    Cool now inform John of his duty: Jury Duty for the former tyrant.

  • Tori Doe
    Tori Doe Vor 5 Tage +1

    Gentlemen, let us not rest until illegals gain full rights of citizenship and thus help guide the future of this nation the day they cross that border. MAM (Make America Mexico)

  • Tori Doe
    Tori Doe Vor 5 Tage +1

    Yay America, let's cheer on a foreign opportunistic, subversive wessel bend on destruction of your fundmental values who feigns to be a champion for the disenfranchised

    • Bruno
      Bruno Vor 4 Tage

      I'd like to see you try and do a wessel bend, fatty

  • ceerw buty
    ceerw buty Vor 5 Tage +1

    Any Indian immigrants laughing at the fact that he considers 14 years a "long time" to get citizenship?

  • Trowa71
    Trowa71 Vor 6 Tage

    I feel like Steven wasn't 100% during this.

  • Julia Mimi
    Julia Mimi Vor 6 Tage

    John Oliver realising he is now a citizen of a nation of dumb-dumbs. I lived in America once and find Trump to be a very accurate representation of the average American.

  • Greg Brannan
    Greg Brannan Vor 6 Tage

    The most British thing you will hear, probably all year, at 7:10

    • Greg Brannan
      Greg Brannan Vor 4 Tage

      @ceerw buty still not as British as the comment he made at 7:20

    • ceerw buty
      ceerw buty Vor 5 Tage

      Stephen: "The Land doesn't mean anything" John Oliver's Britishness: "I take this land in the name of Her Majesty the Queen"

  • beedsj roiue
    beedsj roiue Vor 6 Tage

    Citizenship test, first question: Who's the president? John Oliver: #notmypresident

    • gtoss chddy
      gtoss chddy Vor 6 Tage

      John Oliver, you are awesome. All my best for your future. Life is tough.

  • Heathen S
    Heathen S Vor 6 Tage

    Oliver is a loser

    • gtoss chddy
      gtoss chddy Vor 6 Tage

      The disciples of John Stewart I don't know which one of them I want to hit more it's gonna be fun to watch them cry when trump wins again

  • William Mielenz
    William Mielenz Vor 6 Tage +1

    Now that you're a citizen John, don't you wish you would've taken the blue pill instead?

  • yaliso gioouy
    yaliso gioouy Vor 7 Tage

    At 1:24 he says "Thank y'all" and turns to Stephen thinking you have a dumb crowd and maybe even Stephen didn't notice that lol

    • beedsj roiue
      beedsj roiue Vor 6 Tage

      I thought he was already an American citizen. He's been saying "we" and "us" when referring to Americans and America for years.

  • Samantha Stone
    Samantha Stone Vor 7 Tage

    Is anything more American than the t-shirt gun?

  • Barry Reed
    Barry Reed Vor 7 Tage

    Clearly shopping at the same suite shop

  • Darth Scrios
    Darth Scrios Vor 7 Tage

    john oliver's the Nigerian prince confirmed we need our money

    • yaliso gioouy
      yaliso gioouy Vor 7 Tage

      history. In 1939 (less than 100 years ago, many are still alive to remember it) the British EMPIRE (as it was called then) was a global player, with direct or de facto political and

  • Vikash Bhalla
    Vikash Bhalla Vor 7 Tage

    Just ask India....LOL

  • bilisha coli
    bilisha coli Vor 7 Tage +1

    Citizenship test, first question: Who's the president? John Oliver: #notmypresident

  • Faith Rada
    Faith Rada Vor 7 Tage

    I am SO happy for you John.... I think.
    "Like marrying someone who is currently vomiting all over themselves" 🤮
    Yea.. that pretty much fits right now.

  • fridge666
    fridge666 Vor 7 Tage

    He is a left wing leftist and now he has citizenship. How a person who doesn't share american values could get citizenship. Such things were not possible back in the good old days of McCarthyism. America is killing itself.